Junkfinger noun (jəŋk fiŋ-gər) individual seemingly possessing the ability to turn every aspect of one’s life into a disaster. Everything he touches turns to junk. Opposite of Midas touch. Usage: Uncle Jimmy was hit by a car running after his untrained dog which somehow got his life savings in its mouth. Uncle Jimmy is a Junkfinger.
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